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Weird Dating Sites - or, People Are Strange, HubPages

Online Dating for Weirdos

Strange Online Dating Sites

One of the superb things about the internet is that it permits people from all over the world to communicate and find each other based on common interests. For some, this means joining an online forum on gardening, or animals, or whatever.

But what if you are looking for love online? There are many websites that suggest online dating, and I am sure most of you have heard or seen the ads for some of the larger and best established sites such as eHarmony, or Match.com

All of these online dating sites will ask you to pack in a questionnaire or form about yourself, including your physical attributes and likes and dislikes in the hopes of matching you up with a kindred spirit. But what if, let’s be fair now, you are just a bit (okay very) weird and have eccentic tastes in romantic playmates. These plain vanilla dating sites just won’t cut it. You need to venture into the world of weird dating sites were every niche, every weird habit, finds acceptance, validation, and a most of all a community of like-minded weirdos waiting for you.

Here are some of weirdest online dating websites on the internet.

Dating Inmates – or Don’t Pick Up that Soap in the Showers

A site that matches you up with inmate penpals. Supposedly the purpose is to help inmates overcome literacy problems and establish friendships with positive role models on the outside world. But the profiles often suggest a desire for a meaningful .

Convict Dating

Ever dreamed to date a convict? Admit it, who hasn’t. The advantages are visible: you always know where they are, they can’t cheat on you (well at least not with members of the opposite hookup) and as George on Seinfeld found out, nothing hits conjugal visit hook-up.

But how do you meet your convict-darling? You might witness Nancy Grace and wait for the next celebrity murder and then establish a pen pal relationship with the next Scott Peterson but the problem with that treatment is that the guys and gals who get featured on CNN are the rock starlets of the prison world, with thousands of pathetic groupies pursuing them. They have their pick of the loser pile, and may not even notice you. Not even if you send them money for cigarettes.

For those with more realistic aspirations, such as wanting to form a close and loving relationship with someone doing 20 to life, it is best to avoid the celebrities and get to know the quieter, more stable, inmates that have not been spoiled by fame.

The site Inmate.com offers you the chance to develop penpal relationships with inmates. It’s supposedly all for a good cause — providing the inmates a chance to forge positive relationships with people on the outside. But many of the profiles suggest that the inmates are after a little bit more than a penpal friendship.

I especially like the out-dated photos of some of the women prisoners, taken before they got sentenced to life a decade ago.

A DISCLAIMER: This is so I don’t get sued. But if it is not evident to you already, dating or establishing any form of relationship or communication with convicted felons is not safe. So don’t do it. View the site. Snicker at the stupidity of others who have fallen for this and budge on.

Go after the Herd

Farmers Only

Are you tired of the old barn scene? Is it time to send Betsy the Cow to market and now you want some human comanionship? (Okay, that’s mean. I apologize to all farmers for the innuendo.)

FarmersOnly.com offers a chance for farmers and other “down to earth” people to meet, and sow some wild oats. This site is needed because as the site’s slogan says, “City Folk Just Don’t Get it.”

The site features a section called “Barnyard Hum” where singles talk about their online dating practices.

As far as I know there are no other sites based solely on occupation, so the field is broad open for an entrepreneur to launch an online dating site for Plumbers and the ones who love them. (I imagine the picture profiles would include a lot of butt cracks.)

No It’s Not Okay

Dating for Pathetic People

So, you are a grown man/woman and you were a diaper because you want to and not because you have a medical condition? Are you tired of your dates running in horror when they detect the squishy surprise in your pants, while making out? It’s time to meet up with like-minded diaper wearers that know that there is absolutely nothing wrong with wearing a diaper and soiling yourself on purpose.

DailyDiaper.com features an online dating site for people who like to wear diapers. The front page features fellows and women posing seductively in their diaper underwear. The site is free to join, evidently. Which is good because you can use the money you save to pay for a therapist.

Dating for Pet Paramours

Date Me, Date My Pet

The unluckily named DateMyPet.com promises to meet up pet paramours with other pet paramours, and not paramours with their pets. The idea is not too bad – after all a dog on a leash can be good icebreaker when attempting to strike up a conversation with a hot doll at the park — but I think that this site goes a bit overboard when its users are asked to set up dating profiles for their pets and then people are matched based not just on their own compatibility but also on that of their pets.

Plus, I’m not sure I would want to date a cat lady. When I was in college, I had a gf who had a lot of cats. A lot of cats. My clothes were always infested with cat hair and, well, you get the picture. I haven’t talked to her in years but I wouldn’t be astonished if one day, when she is old and grey, I see her on the local news in a story about some cat hoarding old lady that had her house raided by the animal authorities because she had a gazillion cats taking up every nook and cranny of her house. But I digress. I should check if she has a profile on this site.

Dating for Fanboys and Women

Dating for Nerds

Are you a Trekkie obsessed with Spock and learning Klingon? Now you don’t have to wait for the next Starlet Trek convention to find a sexy Borg or brainy Vulcan.

Searching the profiles actually turned up a few good looking women. But are they human?

Geek Appeal

Dating for Geeks

There is a fine line inbetween a Geek and a Nerd, but evidently Geeks have a lot of options when it comes to online dating. It may have something to do with them being glued to their computer monitor and not being able to meet real people.

There are a lot of sites catering to self-confessed Geeks, including gk2gk.com. Geek to Geek.com promises a site where it’s ",okay to be who indeed are.",

Being true to yourself is admirable. The pictures in the profiles, not so much.

If you loved the TV display called Beauty and the Geek in which geeks rival for the affections of some hot honies, you are going to be disappointed with this site. There are no hot stunners here.

Ayn Rand Dating

If you are obsessed with the works of Ayn Rand, author of such books as the Fountainhead and Atlas Shrugged, theAtlasSphere.com offers you the chance to meet up with other like-minded people. A Salon.com reviewer called it ",My individual dearest [niche dating and social networking site].", When I checked the site listed over 7,000 dating profiles of people whose world view is so narrow that they only want to date people who think that Ayn Rand was the greatest author and thinker alive.

What’s next? When they get old enough to date, I bet there will be a dating site for Harry Potter fans.

Dating for Giants

Are you freakishly tall? If so, tallfriends.com is the place to meet other tall singles.

Features include these intriguingly named sections on the site: Increase Circle of Tall Friends by Ten TimesLargest Tall ForumsLargest Tall BlogsOnline Tall Talk – and Daily Tall News.

Dating Winners

Barbecue Louie and others tell you why you should date them. This is not made up evidently. The youtube poster says that this movie was compiled from the archives of a now defunct 1980s movie dating service.

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Comments

Anish Kumar Three years ago from Mundi Kharar, Mohali, Chandigarh, (Punjab)

I am hearing these sites for the very first time..LOL.But well done for this interesting blog.I ‘d laughed during reading this blog.

Good writeup, I am normal visitor of one’s site, maintain up the excellent operate, and It’s going to be a regular visitor for a long time. keafefagedkg

Robert P Trio years ago from Canada

The sad thing is that these people feel no shame and have no problem flaunting their stupidity. Not only is he overly affectionate with his car but the man goes on national television to talk about it, and he thinks it is just fine.

I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time. Diapers? How about the man who is in love with his car and has relations with it.

Outdoorsguy, you are too funny!

Unique and hilarious Hub page! Loved it!

ruffridyer 6 years ago from Dayton, ohio

This hub remains me of the Mad T.V. skit, Lowered Expectations.

Geek dating can be raunchy for sure! Here are some geek dating tips.

Jen 6 years ago from Couch

SueShepard 6 years ago from USA

I never heard of these sites! LOL! This is superb! Now I am going to have to go look at them out of curiosity! Thanks! 🙂

Sunnyglitter 6 years ago from Cyberspace

Oh my goodness. You can find a dating site for anything and anybody these days.

Mrs. J. B. 6 years ago from Southern California

Who would have guessed that there are so many dating sites. I see also that you are a Seinfeld fan. If I were single I would go about dating the old style way.

outdoorsguy 7 years ago from Tenn

ROFLMAO.. cant breathe cant breathe. oh too funny.

next it will be Farmers seeking sexy former city female trek nerd site for the socially challenged. good hub LOL

What’s wrong with learning klingon?

Rik Ravado 7 years ago from England

This is funny and also well written – well done!

Funny, yes, but some of them have the right idea. Check out http://www.compatiblechoice.com for compatibility.

Jacques R Abbott III 8 years ago

I would Like to have a Gf that is nice and crazy trust utter

AJHargrove 8 years ago from USA

Some of these actually sound interesting, like the pets one or the farmers one. It’s good to find people who share your values.

1964human 8 years ago from Smallville Kansas

Hysterical! Thanks so much for the excellent post! I Love to laugh!

then again. define crazy. Everybody is crazy in their own way. Keeps things interesting.

Amy L. Nitrate 9 years ago from Texas

The ONLY thing I miss about being married is not having to date. I only wish there were a site for apathetic lushes who just want to lodge so that they can split the bills.

02SmithA 9 years ago from Ohio

I got a nice laugh out of this hub. Crazy how many sites are out there!

Shirley Anderson 9 years ago from Ontario, Canada

It would take a miracle, too.

Robert P 9 years ago from Canada

Thanks Shirley. I laughed out noisy when I eyed that movie. I wonder if any of them are cheerfully married now. Miracles do happen.

Shirley Anderson 9 years ago from Ontario, Canada

My God, that was a funny movie! You know, if they still made those, it would be a lot lighter for people to weed out the weirdos without having to meet them.

Fine and funny hub!

That is the funniest hub I have read in a long time! I especially with the &,quot,20 to life&,quot, part! Superb job !! LMAO

LOL!! This is superb.

Maylinda Arons 9 years ago

Oh, I love this hub. It’s so offbeat and interesting! I didn’t know there was so much weirdness in the world! Wow, fresh horizons! Whoops *keels over as the fresh world veiw takes over her senses*

SweetiePie 9 years ago from Southern California, USA

Good hub, but now I am nosey about the diaper site you mentioned. Well I guess people with a diaper fetish indeed love that one.

Beaks 9 years ago from USA

I just looked through the geek site, and let me tell you- the studs are no prize either. Wow. Is there a nerd site that you didn’t list? It lok slike you may have missed putting in the url.

cgull8m 9 years ago from North Carolina

I didn’t realize there are so many different types, the convict dating is hilarious, but there are people out there who would still fall for Scott Peterson type personality even however he killed his own wifey and kid cruelly. I think it is clueless to pursue such a relationship. I eyed one site for Gothics only, I have also seen religious based dating sites.

crazycat 9 years ago from Philippines

Yes, weird sites. I wonder how many people joins in these sites.

You know, I might just join that farmers site. It’s true that city folk just don’t get it. I’ve been a farmer, and it’s very, very hard work. It’s indeed one of those &,quot,You had to be there&,quot, sort of things that someone who’s never done it just doesn’t understand. I mean, how many people actually WANT to get up at Five a.m. to break the ice on the water trough so the goats can drink? Not many, believe me. Wonder if there are any farmers left in S. Florida.

Verey interesting hub and these sites indeed seem to be weird.

blangrehr 9 years ago from Spartanburg SC

Superb hub, lots of joy. lol, yeah I’m glad I’m married 22 years.

Merle Ann Johnson 9 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

oh boy..at least I know my place..here safe on the hubs. G-Ma :o) hugs

In The Doghouse 9 years ago from California

I guess this just goes to display you the old telling is correct, &,quot,there is some one for everybody!&,quot, lol At this point I am glad I am gladfully married!

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